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Joke of the Day

"Someone told me it was as easy as pie It never ended"

"Aren't all these Chicken jokes getting a bit redundant and lame? Eggsactly"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? Apple the door myself!"

"What does robbing a Scotsman get you? Kilt"

"Did you hear about the fire man who lost his job? He was laid off."

"Did you hear about the Italian playwright ? He bribed The Broadway League to give an award to his show ""Rigatoni""."

"Hey, I have a good joke about pussy Oh wait... you might not get it..."

"An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. What do you call a singing computer? Adele."

"WANTED: Fun for Chemists (type jokes pls) I'd tell you a good chem joke but the best ones argon."

"The STAR WARS super agressive marketing will probably change the name of Easter to ""The Christ Awakens"""