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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the melons run away and get married? Because they cantaloupe!"
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"What's Jamaica's greatest superhero? Dreadpool"
"I had an idea for a suit made entirely of banana skins... but no one seemed to find it very appealing."
"Q: When is Santa's birthday? A: Since Santa comes once a year and he's married, Santa's birthday is December 25th"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles!"
"Ambien: Where is your unicorn? Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok."
"What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured? ""Icee."""
"What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him? Get off me homes!"
"What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day? Ten-ish."
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should have cooked it on aloha teperature"