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Joke of the Day
"Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag."
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"I rang up a pizza shop and asked ""do you deliver?"" they repiled ""no we do pizza""."
"Best medieval joke you know. Go. ""In days of old where men were bold and rubbers weren't invented, men wore socks around their cocks and babies were prevented."""
"Q: Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks? A: Because she grew another foot."
"There are so many Mexicans heartbroken about the pending wall Let's hope they get over it soon"
"How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down."
"People always ask what's the best sport to watch at home. It's obviously volleyball because I can't whip my dick out in the stands."
"My impression Of the fonz refusing medical treatment for mental illness in the 50's ....Lobotomy..... Loboto-u, eyyy."
"What's a hard drive's favorite band? Data Remember"
"How do you confuse a gay person? Seven"