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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not even an actor."

"What type of bonds deals with the bad guys? James"

"Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book"

"Telling a racist joke is like getting in a car with an asian driver If they are not really good, there's a very good chance you'll crash and burn."

"Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday."

"A horse walked into a bar... ...several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation."

"Willie Nelson's public statement regarding being caught with a bag of marijuana recently: ""It's a good thing I had a bag of marijuana. If it had been a bag of spinach, I'd be dead by now."""

"Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital? In the ICU."

"Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."

"Ever seen a horse with a carrot on a stick dangling over its head? Last night on the treadmill's TV, I saw an ad for Kentucky Fried Chicken."