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Joke of the Day

"A horse walked into a bar... ...several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation."

"Oh, so you wanna argue? BRING IT, I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON !"

"Last Christmas I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I had heart failure."

"Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 pills at me today Luckily my injuries were mostly super fish-oil."

"Damn girl you must have been out in the sun all day. Because you appealin'"

"How does Boomhower describe the Genitals of the Lieutenant from the Reno Police Department? Dang ol' Dangle dangle."

"Why do Trump supporters enjoy polish people at his rally... so that they can say that their ahead in the Poles. Polish gram-pa said it."

"I ordered the Club Salad for lunch.. I asked waitress ""What all comes in the club salad?"" She said ""Lettuce, turnip, the beat"""

"Do you know what a 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."

"What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding? A tourist."