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Joke of the Day

"I don't see the point of strip clubs. All they do is frustrate you and take all your money. I have a wife for that."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you fukin' racist."

"What's the most unsatisfying prank?"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Marque and reprisal."

"If honey bees make honey, what type of bees make milk? Boo bees...... My dad just told me this one"

"What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !"

"The US economy That's the joke."

"If you get divorced in West Virginia... Are you still considered brother and sister?"

"People complain about auto-correct but it is helpful 99% of the titties."

"How many vegans does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? One if nobody's looking."