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Joke of the Day

"some people want youtube to host the VMAs next year... i think there'd be too many ads :/"

"Did you know that Irish only put 239 beans in their chili?? If they added just one more, it would be too-farty!"

"Me: YOU CAN DO IT SON! Son: Why are you being so encouraging? Are you drunk? Me: Yep. So pass your driving test or we're walking home."

"How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky? pumpkin"

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's That's because she changes it more often."

"Be Careful of Egyptian Sharks They can smell blood a nile away"

"Q: ""How long were you at your last job?"" A: ""Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"""

"Comeback Joke * nerds phone rings in class * Cool Guy - awww, was that your mommy? * whole class laughs * Nerd Guy - nope, it was yours. * whole class is silent *"

"Hillary and Huma Hillary Clinton likes Huma Abedin who is married to Anthony Weiner which would make her Huma Weiner. That means that Hillary likes a Weiner which means that she is not gay."

"There should be a prenatal test to find out if you're gonna have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums."