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Joke of the Day
"I'm a carbie girl in a barbie world."
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"My brother and I know EVERYTHING between the two of us. Go ahead, ask something..."
"I'm not crying. I'm just watering my moustache."
"""will you be paying with cash or credit?"" ""Cash"" *start playing ""ring of fire"" on my kazoo *gets tackled by security*"
"You can baby proof your house instantly by not inviting any babies over."
"What's better, Google or Yahoo? Let's Google it."
"A man is buying an apple, a banana, and two eggs. The female cashier says: ""You must be single."" The man answers: ""Wow, how did you know?"" Cashier: ""Because you're ugly."""
"What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole your master covers you in a plastic bag And every time you get excited you spew."
"*Goes into debt Debt: Wrong hole."
"I have a decaffeinated coffee table Looking at it, you wouldn't know it"