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Joke of the Day

"Why do white girls go out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"How does a mathematical pedophile refer to a child who just turned 8 years old? As someone who has passed their prime."

"MAGICIAN: Think of a number, any number. ME: *thinks for a bit* ...k MAGICIAN: That is a letter. ME: omg ur right"

"Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly."

"I feel bad for kids in wheelchairs. I bet they get pushed around a lot."

"What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? You should know, you've only read it twenty times."

"what do you call someone with le neckbeard and le fedora le enlightened genius lol"

"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? He got the sack.."

"I tried to buy the father from the Addams Family from a young starlet. She told me she was Sellin'a Gomez"

"Donald Trump has received 50% of the African American Republican vote so far.... and the other one has voted for Ben Carson."