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Joke of the Day
"To the jogger clinging to the hood of my car: That's why you run WITH the flow of traffic"
Next Joke
"My penis is a gangster... It cums from the hood."
"How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak? The Game"
"Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin? Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome"
"Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. I ate a pizza."
"Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning? .....have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?"
"Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated? Police on the case say he has a sketchy past."
"A kid at the park is wearing a Joker shirt, I am going to slowly take my coat off revealing my Batman T and shit is about to get real."
"WHAT IS THE BEST POSITION TO HAVE UGLY BABIES? I DON'T KNOW. ASK YOUR MOM."
"SO SPEAKETH THE OUIJA BOARD, ""N E W N U M B E R W H O I S T H I S"""