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Joke of the Day

"Why did the gamer cross the road? Buy the DLC to find out"

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"Could you please tell your mother to stop wearing so many different lip sticks? It's making my dick start to look like a rainbow."
"I don't need a stable relationship, I just need a stable internet connection."
"LeAnn Rimes No it doesn't."
"TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION"
"Donald Trump like his women like he likes his Geneva Conventions Mostly ignored, but regularly violated."
"I guess we're all just lucky that Dennis the Menace's first name wasn't Carsonist."
"A comedian, a rapist, and the President of the United States are in an elevator .. and then Barack says to the other guy ""Always liked you most in The Cosby Show""."
"Brobbits before Hobbits"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool. All credit goes to the apples and apples folks."