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Joke of the Day
"How do you get four old ladies to yell ""FUCK?"" Get one to yell ""BINGO!"""
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"why do women not need to wear watches? there's a clock on the stove"
"I'd like to shake the hand of the guy who invented the snooze button... in like 9 minutes."
"Cowboy: Give me 3 packets of condoms please. Cashier: Do you need a paper bag with that sir? Cowboy: Nah... She ain't that ugly."
"John Cena woke up in the hospital with no idea of what was going on. The nurse walked in and he asked ""Where am I?"" She responded ""ICU"" He said ""No you don't."""
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world; those who can count, and those who can't."
"What do you call a myth from the middle east? A turban legend"
"Who's the most flexible man in the Bible? Job - he tied his ass to a tree and walked all the way to Jerusalem"
"Why did Waldo only wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted."
"Did you hear the one about the guy who had to go to the ER with six toy horses in his anus? They listed his condition as stable."