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Joke of the Day
"Why do feminists hate church music? Because of all the Hymns."
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"Knock Knock Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
"Procrastination is just like masturbation It feels good but you wish someone else would just do it for you."
"I remember this from a Monty Python ""My dog has no nose!"" Says one man. His friend asks ""well how does he smell?"" ""Stinky!"""
"People don't like my jokes. People don't like my jokes, and that's fine because I'm not punny."
"Whenever I see a celebrity photobomb, I'm like, that's so relatable. I too constantly ruin moments and think I'm more fun than I actually am"
"I tried putting my cat on a diet once, but she's still fat... I guess it just didn't work out"
"Ronald McDonald runs for president. His slogan? Make America's Weight A Gain."
"What's the diffrence between jam and marmelade? I can't marmelade my dick down your throat."
"Q: What's the opposite of a somersault? A: A winter pepper."