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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a music store and asks the assistant ""I have really enjoyed Beethoven's Concerto. Have you got some of his earlier work, concertA to concertN?"""

"Rehab addicts go to rehab rehab."

"The Very Hungry Caterpillar taught me that I can binge eat carbs and then take a two week nap and I'll become beautiful."

"Sometimes I think ""What would Dexter do""?"

"How can you call it love when you're crying more than smiling."

"Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family"

"Have you heard about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"

"Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged."

"I'm sorry you lost the weightlifting competition. Would you like a pick me up?"

"One time I had a boss who called me while he was in the bathroom, and then he accidentally peed on himself, so sometimes good things happen."