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Joke of the Day

"How many SEO experts does it take to change a lightbulb? lightbulbs buy light bulbs neon lights sex porn"

"The greatest trick Facebook ever pulled was to convince the world we actually want to keep in touch with people we went to school with."

"If my next of kin takes a nap.. Can i call him Napkin?"

"Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum? He was just minding his Ps and Qs."

"Her: I have a marathon coming. Me: Ooh, which show?"

"Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot."

"At first I didnt really like my new hairstyle... ...but then I realised that it kinda grew on me."

"You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!"

"""I have a hard time with faces. One time I mistook a wolf for my dead grandmother LOL!"" - Little Red Riding Hood, talking to a coat rack."

"You're so fat... you had a threesome with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Buttersworth."