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Joke of the Day
"What instrument does the Irish chemist play? The boron."
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"What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed? ""Holy Sheet!"""
"What do you call a midget with no arms and a stumpy leg? A person. Don't be an asshole."
"Have you ever tried Nigerian food? Neither have they."
"Give a man a fish and he will think, ""What a creepy gift."" Teach a man to fish and he will think, ""My god, I have never known such boredom"""
"Why has Mexico never won olympic gold? All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas."
"College cheerleaders look like no one has told them about human mortality yet."
"JOB INTERVIEWER: Talk about a time when a big project of yours didn't work out as you hoped ME: Well I got two English degrees"
"What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever"
"What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag? One was posted yesterday and the other's already been posted."