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Joke of the Day
"What instrument does the Irish chemist play? The boron."
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"Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement."
"I need all zombie jokes you know, Reddit."
"Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog."
"Every time I see of a white person being killed by a wild animal in captivity, I think...Animal Cracker!"
"""How much for this remote controlled alien?"" ""Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."""
"The Indian food market My buddy asked me if I wanted to get lunch with him at the new Indian food market and I said namaste (nah... ima stay)"
"It's ridiculous that the pope has to go around surrounded by armed guards these days. I know he's a priest but he's not going to do anything out in public."
"Milliband, Clegg and Farage have quit. Proof that the Conservatives are forcing people out of work."
"LIFE HACK: give ur next child a normal name ME: are u still mad that ur mother and i named u Life Hack"