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Joke of the Day
"The cast of 16 & pregnant are the future cast of 32 & grandparents"
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"When do you kick a midget in the nuts? When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles."
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"What did the tsundere degree say to the radian? ""Notice me 10"""
"I've never dumped a girl. I always lay them peacefully in a field to be discovered by school children"
"Hey are you a slinky? Because you're not very useful, but always bring a smile to my face when pushed down the stairs."
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
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"Marijuana may cause paranoia but so does watching CNN."