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Joke of the Day
"They say masturbation makes you blind.... I don't see any problem with it."
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"I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas. Although what he wants with an ex box I'll never know."
"they'll never listen to us Wife: I lost my keys again Me: Its in your jeans Wife: Don't drag my family into this"
"[NSFW] What's the difference between Harry Potter and Jews? Harry Potter came out of the chamber alive."
"Why is Santa's sack so big??? Well, he only cums once a year..."
"How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !"
"If you are fat... If you are far, go to the UK, you will lose a couple of pounds"
"Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !"
"How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !"
"How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They only screw playoff games"