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Joke of the Day

"Don't spell part backwards It's a trap"

"What do you call a thieving duck? A robber duck...."

"A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar. The priest asked the rabbi, ""Do you get paid for corcumcisions?"" The rabbi replies ""No, but I keep the tips."""

"What's another name for a Jew? A sneeze."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Well we're having it tonight. It's [wats](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat_%28food%29) for dinner!"

"Easy come, easy go describes my last 12 cases of beer and 17 relationships."

"I used to be addicted to soap... but now I'm clean."

"ME: *pulling up my pants* What's the prognosis, Doc? DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT?! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor."

"Bill Clinton has been battling the same illness for 17 years. Pneumonica."

"I went to visit my Grandpa... My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."