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Joke of the Day
"Don't spell part backwards It's a trap"
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"Be careful of shoe thieves I hear they're afoot."
"Can someone go to the gym and work out for me? I'm trying to finish this pint of ice cream. Thanks"
"When life hands you gators, make Gatorade...just kidding-that means life hates you because the gators would totally kill and eat you 1st."
"Detective: someone's been stealing boats, can we look in your basement? Me: I don't have a basement *sound of foghorn from basement*"
"Kinda cool how they based an entire country off of Mexican food."
"whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? There is one less drunk at the wake"
"Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines."
"What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it."
"If the music's too loud you're too old."