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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I yelled ""April Fool's"" while you were proposing to your girlfriend."
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"Alien: We've returned, show us what you built with our technology Egyptians: ... Aliens: ... Egyptians: ok don't be mad"
"Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !"
"What happens when a spoon and fork get into a fight? civilwar"
"What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink? (Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard? Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know."
"What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome? Names"
"Hope my marriage can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan."
"This kid who wants 'two front teeth' for Christmas is full of shit."
"What do you call Mariah Carey when she eats at a Indian restuarant? Mariah Curry"
"I hope this Hurricane is a Joaquin the park ;)"