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Joke of the Day
"wear a condom... i kid you not"
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"What's the difference between a policeman's baton and a magician's wand? One is used for cunning stunts and the other is used for stunning cunts."
"How to curse like an Irishman ""Whale oil beef hooked!"""
"How did our grandparents killed time when there were no Smartphones and Internet? I already asked my mom, her four sisters and five brothers."
"What do you call Rihanna if she gets fat? A Rihanna Grande"
"I know this guy just hit the walk button, but I'm gonna hit it again b/c he looks like an idiot who can't do anything right."
"I couldn't tell if I brushed my teeth with tooth paste or shamoo last night I hope it was the former, not the lather."
"First date: [ok, don't let her know you're a cop] Her: do you come here often? Me: *shoots unarmed black teen*"
"Why was the broom late to the meeting? It over swept"
"Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius? Because they're always so one sided!"