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Joke of the Day

"Don't listen to anything your ex boyfriend says. He is always wrong. Unless he says you're spectacular and give good head, then, he is right"

"#punsr PREDOMINANT: how to describe a young lady. . . before she gets married"

"What do Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton have in common? They blew a seal."

"I built a castle, but it turned out bad I guess I didn't put in much ef-fort"

"Why did Skrillex lose his job at Long John Silvers? He was always dropping the bass."

"What's the worst part about vaping? Telling your parents you're gay."

"Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves? Maths teachers, they make everybody count."

"What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire? Bernadette."

"Personally, I don't believe in ""bros before hoes"" or ""hoes before bros"" There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis if you will."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because, he ate the pizza before it was cool."