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Joke of the Day
"Pizza jokes are all about delivery."
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"What happens when a fork and a spoon get into a fight? Civilwar!"
"me (on desert island): good thing i was able to grab this CD player & my 5 fav CDs other survivor: I saw you put down bread & pick those up"
"Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman."
"My N'Sync tattoo? I got it to remind me not to make impulsive decisions based on fleeting trends that I'd regret for the rest of my life."
"An Amnesiac Knocks on the Door Knock knock. Who's there? Amnesia. Amnesia who? ... ... Knock knock."
"Yup. If pasta & antipasta ever touch, they annihilate. For your safety, that's why restaurants never serve them together."
"I will totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal, you unfrosted weirdo."
"When you mount a gun rack above your desk, it's surprising how many PowerPoint presentations you simply don't have to see."
"""Describe yourself in three words"" ""Lazy"""