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Joke of the Day
"An Andrew Dice Clay-esqe bit There was an Old Lady who swallowed a fly. She made $50."
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"Canadian territory puns? Yukon be serious! I'm having Nunavut."
"The difference between BLM and the KKK? Honestly, it's black and white."
"Oh man almost forgot the trash *takes trash out, a nice little sushi place* This is great *sees wife there with the recycling* WHAT THE HELL"
"When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer..it's ""art"" and ""music"". But when I do it...I'm ""wasted"", and ""have to leave Home Depot""."
"How do you find out that a blonde girl got a bad day? She has a tampon behind her ear, and she is looking for her pencil."
"As of last night my mom has more Aerosmith tattoos than my sister again. For now anyway."
"What do you call a German Barber? Herr Cut."
"As a mark of respect to Lou Reed I have had his initials inscribed on my headphones. -Daft Limmy"
"My girlfriend broke up with me for my obsession with touching pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now."