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Joke of the Day

"The other day, my friend said that he thinks that I might have Asperger's Syndrome. I couldn't tell if he was joking, or being serious, or happy, or sad, or angry, or frightened, or..."

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"Left the waitress a tip of $4.04. Now I'm concerned she won't be able to find it."