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Joke of the Day
"The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."
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"If somebody stops to ask me directions, I give them directions to my house. see you in twenty minutes new best friend."
"Just found out men can have sex at 88..... which is handy cos I live at 94 so it's not far to walk home after."
"""Women don't like me, idk why?"" ""Maybe it's because they sense you're a psycho who will decapitate their cat?"" ""No, that can't be it."""
"Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !"
"I actually have to see a specialist for daily sex. I mean dyslexia."
"If you get nervous at a nude beach, just imagine everyone in their underwear."
"They say ""once you go black, you never go back,"" but.. If it's Hispanic, you know it's *gigantic!*"
"How Do You Call 5 Black People Having Sex? Threesome."