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Joke of the Day

"The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."

"There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley... one was assaulted."

"if a cop pulls u over play dead"

"Sneaking up on me from behind while I'm doing dishes is a super fun way to get yourself stabbed with a steak knife"

"So, would you ever tell anybody if you woke naked in the middle of the woods, hung over with a sore ass? Wanna go camping?"

"Have you heard the rumor about the butter? Never mind I shouldn't spread it."

"Life is like a Penis It's simple, relaxed and hanging free most of the time. It's women who make it hard."

"Nothing says 'neighbours' quite like stealing each others WiFi"

"The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself ""him""."

"Why didn't anyone like the bread store owner? He was pretty loafsome"