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Joke of the Day
"What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door? Let my peephole grow!"
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"X-post from r/jokes: ""Hey! The dog you sold me yesterday just fell over and died today!"" ""Huh, strange. He's never done that before."""
"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross country"
"I haven't told many people... But last night I was sexually assaulted. Though eventually, I managed to beat him off."
"What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe? Mitosis"
"What do you call twin brothers? A sunset!"
"I started a joke but I need help completing it. Two quadriplegics walk into a bar..."
"To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C."
"Two old ladies, sat in a cafe eating a teacake. First one says, ""did you come on the bus?"" Second one replies, ""yeah, but I made it out to look like an epileptic fit""."