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"I Got Ebola :D Ebola icecream!"
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"Remember when you were a kid and used to blow bubbles? He was askin' about you the other day."
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"How did Thor's brother get his powers? Just Loki I guess"
"If you say ""Starbucks"" in the mirror 3 times, a girl in yoga pants will appear, steal your hoodie and tell you the best things about Fall."
"You seem awesome. I can't wait to find out what I hate about you."
"what do you call a French OP a baguette"
"PMS jokes aren't funny... Period."
"Before kids: I'd choose going blind over going deaf. After kids: Deaf! I wanna be deaf!"
"You can tell a lot about a person based on how long it takes them to find the gun emoji."