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Joke of the Day
"Luis Suarez is to appear in the next Star Wars film. He'll play Chewbacca's brother, Chewshoulder."
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"Afraid to fly? It's perfectly safe except that air traffic controllers are all gov't employees forced to work the holidays. Merry Xmas."
"What country is the most fragile? China!"
"It's impossible to stick out your tongue and roll your eyes up at the same time ...without looking like an idiot."
"What is the sound of one hand typing? Fap-fap-fap."
"A keyboard walks into a bar He orders a round of drinks fir everyone. The bartender asks him how he will be paying for the drinks. The keyboard says ""just put it on my tab."""
"My sister said she wanted to have sex with me. I tried to say no, but she was incestant."
"What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story."
"There's no ""i"" in denial."
"I have nice cans and beautiful ass, yet nobody likes me.. apparently you should also belong to the right gender."