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Joke of the Day

"If someone ever intimidates you just remember that they're 70% water. *Are you afraid of water...?* Well you should be 300,000 people drown every year."

"17 ways to get rid of click bait This is not one of them."

"Why are normal human body temperatures around 98.7*F? Because we're all a little obtuse."

"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally had no arms. Knock knock ""Who's there?"" Not Sally"

"Phew, don't have to think of a catchy title today Why is Monica so exited for the next Clinton presidency? This time she won't have to swallow."

"What do you call a homosexual black male? Spear Sucker !"

"What's the difference between a bad sharpshooter and a constipated owl? One shoots, but can't hit. The other hoots, but can't shit."

"Once upon a time there was a happy woman... But that happened only once and only to one woman"

"What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick? Nailed it"

"The Purge: American Cops For just 365 nights a year, murder is legal!"