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Joke of the Day
"*cheats at bowling by rolling into the pins*"
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"your dirty mind "" Give it to me"" she yelled, ""i am so fucking wet, give it to me now"" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella."
"How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography? ""Dear Reader"""
"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"Why is six such a nervous number? **sinko says** it's because of some cannibalism story going around."
"I took a shit on the hood of a car one time It was my civic doodie"
"Why did the twinkie go to the dentist? He lost his filling!"
"A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man running the stand... ..HEY! (pom pom pom) Got any grapes?"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty, and deer nuts are under a buck."
"I'll agree to almost anything if you set a cupcake in front of me. I won't be listening. Because...cupcake."