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Joke of the Day
"What is Polands national sport? Paintball"
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"The person who creates Taco Bell's menu must be the biggest pothead of all time."
"My kids are teenagers, and I've found the same thing fixes their bad moods as when they were toddlers: a snack and a nap."
"Q: Why did the elephants go on a diet? A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk."
"Whoever invented the carpet sweeper probably died laughing."
"If I were Stevie Wonder I would say ""I'll believe it when I see it"" in response to pretty much anything just to piss people off."
"Wanna hear my life story? tl;dr..."
"hey boy ;) is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see m- oh, it is a gu- yes i will open the cash register"
"Choose your facebook profile pic carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing."
"Why should you not trust atoms? They make up everything."