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Joke of the Day

"My baby was coughing and choking and I panicked because I didn't know what to do. So I grabbed the bong out her hands before she dropped it."

"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nun. But really, its easier to rape little boys in the dark."

"why would you go outside? that's where bugs live"

"I thought we were both kidding when we made plans for me to watch your kid."

"Why is Budweiser like sex in a kayak? Its fucking close to water."

"Whoever invented ""copy and paste"" should never have to go more than 2 hours without someone's lips around his wiener."

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces."

"Joke What's the difference between a dick and an ass? I don't know, but your mom seems to enjoy the combination of both."

"Why did the fat girl cross the road? She wanted some chicken."

"""How many fingers do I have up?"" - a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny"