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Joke of the Day
"Chics are like Voltron. The more you hook up with, the better it gets."
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"Your mother is like a brick Flat on both sides and laid by mexicans"
"Why dracula drinks the blood of virgins The same reason we put ""virgin"" into olive oil"
"""Hey, it's been forever, let's hang out!"" ""No, it's been forever for a reason."""
"How do you get a person with podophobia to leave? Just say ""shoe""."
"How did Hitler like his orange juice? Reposted. No? OK. Concentrated."
"Why do baby boomers like fracking so much? Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough."
"Need wrist jokes My little brother just broke his wrist and we are sitting in the hospital. He requested wrist jokes. Anybody have some?"
"Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail? Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week."
"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels..."