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Joke of the Day

"Chics are like Voltron. The more you hook up with, the better it gets."

"I asked my pusher for something to burn that would get me stoned. He gave me the Koran."

"Whoa! I just looked it up and all teachers below 5th grade are actually required by federal law to use Comic Sans."

"My friend asked me ""if you could have any super power in the world, what would it be?"" I said Cold War Russia."

"Doctor Doctor I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off."

"What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments? A Freudian Slip."

"My business running a dating agency for chickens just folded. Its hard making hens meet."

"Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery? They had no leads."

"What is the difference between a millennial and a gun? A gun only has one trigger."

"So I've Been Making this Joke About Alkaline Metals Recently... I'ts been getting a lot of good reactions!"