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Joke of the Day
"There are two types of men in the world... Men that pee in the sink Men that lie"
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"Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter."
"If you're feeling down about yourself, it won't help you to know that Honey Boo Boo makes more money than school teachers."
"[at bank] *slides teller a note* Teller: Me: T: M: [winks] T: Seriously!? M: uh huh T: M: T: *slides me a lollipop*"
"Why can every black person run so fast? Because the slow ones are in jail."
"My psychologist says I have trouble identifying my emotions Not quite sure how I feel about it"
"Broke up with my girlfriend today On the other hand I met this chick."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero"
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers."
"Why would the road cross the chicken? Because it had a death wish. It's well known that no one crosses the chicken and lives."