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Joke of the Day

"I am really shocked that there is not a website devoted solely to the most clever Wi-Fi names of all-time."

"The NFL has hired their first female referee. She will throw flags for penalties the teams committed 5 years ago."

"Why didn't the car have a tire? Because cars don't wear clothes."

"It's funny how certain scents can bring back memories of people we associated with those scents like how I remember my ex every time I take a shit."

"If you think 7 years of bad luck is too much for breaking a mirror ... try breaking a condom."

"If Reddit was a blanket, what type of blanket would it be? One with a high thread count."

"My university lecturer makes all of his students buy his book at the beginning of the term. It's textbook economics."

"Enable location? Seriously, Twitter? Have you met some of these folks?"

"Apparently it's not acceptable to moan when someone is demonstrating a choke hold on you in crisis prevention training."

"If Satan ever loses his hair, there will be Hell toupee."