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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when an old priest and a nun having sex both crap in the bed? Holy fucking shit."
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"Where would you find an algebraic Sailors hat? Indice"
"Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana? High Street, of course."
"How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death? By investing in a shavings account."
"When one door closes, another opens. Also, you can open the closed door. That's how doors work. How do you know so little about doors?"
"Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter."
"Police arrest two kids. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
"a fun prank is when ur friemd about to sit in a chair u pul the chair out from under them and replace it w/ a fancier mor comfortabal chair"
"""Hi. I'm an insane maniac."" - People who write more than three sentences to describe an Instagram photo"
"Knock knock.... (Who's there?) Ellen Pao's Resume."