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"Here's a joke about North Korea [This post has been removed by the North Korean Government]"
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"No matter what amazing things you accomplish or how fantastic you are, a cat will always think it is better than you."
"Did you guys hear about the funk singer who stubbed his toe? He said ""ow""."
"Dear girls that go tanning, it's called 'sunkissed', it's not called 'dorito raped'."
"bungee jumping A kid walks up to his mom and asks, Mom, can I go bungee jumping? The mom says No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"
"A man submits 10 puns to a contest, hoping to win... but no pun-in-ten-did."
"Stephen is a much nicer name than ""hen from a previous marriage."""
"There are ten types of people in this world Those who understand binary and.. wait, shit"
"I saw my ex getting beaten up by half a dozen thugs. For a second, I thought, ""Should I help?"" Then I thought, ""No...6 should be enough."""
"My wife is an archaeologist I met her at a dig site, we carbon dated for a while and the rest is history."