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Joke of the Day
"Who died and left America in charge? Hitler."
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"What did the Physics professor say to the fat kid in school? ""You've got a lot of potential!"""
"I'm so antisocial, i won't even meet my potential."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Ayeee-Matey"
"What do you call a drunk muslim woman? Stoned."
"What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows? Take away their credit cards so they can't charge"
"Short joke I thought of. What's the difference between sheep and women? The Welsh don't know yet either."
"The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan."
"""No more Mr Nice Guy"" ~ Mr Nice Guy's eulogy"
"A little Harry Potter humour... How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort? You-knew-who"