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Joke of the Day
"TIL the polish invented breakdance Have you ever tried stealing a wheel from a moving car?"
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"He who goes to sleep face down... Crack up."
"What's red and white, red and white, red and white? Sant rolling off your roof."
"There was a boy who lived down my street who always got concussions! He lived just a stone throw away."
"What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move? C4."
"Interviewer: ""Are you proficient with Microsoft Office?"" Interviewee: ""Word."""
"I blamed being late for work on Rush Hour... The next day I blamed it on Rush Hour 2 (Original credit goes to @murrman5 on twitter)"
"Did you hear about the guy that got married to a T.V. antenna? I guess the wedding was boring, but the reception was great."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Let's go ride bikes!"
"Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another."