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Joke of the Day
"TIL the polish invented breakdance Have you ever tried stealing a wheel from a moving car?"
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"What do you call a prepubescent rapist? ... a smooth criminal."
"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real thing ? The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up ."
"Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body. Every time I pull one it makes my arse hole twitch."
"I was playing Katawashoujo http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katawa_Shoujo There is an option to 'Disable sex Scenes' So... do I gain more sex scenes? They're already disabled."
"What do you call a bear that is not Jewish? Gentile Ben"
"What would be different if men got pregnant? Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem."
"Why i love redheads? Because if roof is rusty it's always wet in basement."
"Q: What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl? A: Pittsburg Steelers"
"What do you call a bee in a space rocket? bracket"