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Joke of the Day

"What else happens when Donald Trump takes Viagra? His hands get bigger."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because he's not a full ese."

"Her:How long before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"" Dr.:No one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

"RaidTM: For when you don't want to kill ants, but want to make them late for something."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey!"

"I'm wearing a shower curtain over my head and pretending to be a ghost. I probably look legit because everybody on this bus is avoiding me."

"what % of the time are birds just chilling"

"How do you get down from an elephant? You dont. You get down from a duck."

"If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up, it's just cake."

"What do you call a failed resistance? Ohmless"