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Joke of the Day

"What else happens when Donald Trump takes Viagra? His hands get bigger."

"Poetry cannot be justified. It's a typography joke."

"Why can't you trick an unemployed jester? Because he's nobody's fool!"

"What happened to the egg and his girlfriend? They broke up."

"Best thing about drinking in downtown LA is that if u need a bathroom, it's all around you"

"Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too."

"[NSFW] What does a vagina and the weather have in common? When its wet its time to go inside"

"I used to be a fan but now I'm an air conditioner."

"I have a problem with taking things literally. My attorney advises me that it's called 'theft'."

"What is the difference between a chorus line and a circus?"