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Joke of the Day
"What do all murderer's have in common? they all have killer personalities"
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"Why don't ghosts have kids? Because they have Hollow-Weinies"
"People who say they'll be late for their own funeral* *trust me. you'll make it."
"how do you get over the heartache of an ex whose cat ur never gonna see again?"
"Im sat here looking at my glass half empty..... Everyone is telling me that I should look at my glass half full, but i just want to know, WHO THE FUCK DRANK MY DRINK"
"Did you know that by today's standards Marilyn Monroe would be considered dead?"
"My fortune cookie says ""You will attain the highest levels of intelligence."" Does anyone know where I can find fedoras for cheap?"
"I hate it when people call me four letter words like innumerate."
"What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman? Mic Jagger says ""Hey you, get off of my cloud"". A Scotsman says ""Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"""
"Well if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire ... .....what do freedom fighters fight?"