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Joke of the Day
"Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!"
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"The astrophysics class I wanted to take filled up. Now I need to figure out what other course will work for my schedule and major. It's not rocket science."
"My penis refused to give me any jism... Finally, I just had to beat it out of him."
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"A three year old boy in his bath examined his testicles and asked ""Mommy, are these my brains?"" Mom said, ""Not yet, honey."""
"Of course you don't know 'our song.' You didn't know we were even dating, silly. Or that the girl you had lunch with is in my trunk."
"Where do you find a liberal at a convention? In the far left corner!"
"You know why you like stupid pun-y jokes? Because they /r/funny"