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Joke of the Day

"How many feninists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Because feminists can't change anything."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say? ""Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"""

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster-shucker and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits, and the other fucks between shits."

"My stages of drunk: 1) ""Everybody, watch this!"" 2) Prison"

"(NSFW) It's been just over 10 years since we lost the Crocodile Hunter. He was a man of morals that died the same way that he lived... With animals in his heart."

"Science Joke :) Two scientists walk into a bar. Bartender: So what would you two like? Scientist 1: I'll have some H2O. Scientist 2: I'll have some H2O too. (H2O2)"

"I found out today why my father never came home from the store.. The store had a no-return policy"

"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control."

"I went to a feminist picnic the other day It sucked. No one cooked or made any sandwiches."

"What's the difference between hardware and software? Hardware breaks if you*don't* maintain it."