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Joke of the Day

"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)"

"*air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."" *air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."""

"What is your name? Hugh Mungus"

"Why did the dog go to the vets? He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out."

"Why did Microsoft go from windows 8 to 10 Because 7 8 9"

"What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Wife."

"Who were the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 2 minutes."

"What did one casual necrophiliac say to the other as they left their day jobs? Come by my place later, we'll crack a cold one."

"There is no ""me"" in team. No, wait, yes there is!"

"i take valium & viagra so if i dont get a fuck i dont give a fuck"