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Joke of the Day

"Magical tractor I was watching a magical tractor driving down the road, when all of a sudden out of nowhere it turned into a field!"

"Whats up Cake? Muffin"

"I don't know why I still tell ""just the tip"" jokes. I'm not even that into them."

"Legs spread faster than lies these days"

"The TV's airing the same pressure cooker ad over and over again. It's Torr-turous."

"How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer? They look at your feet instead of theirs."

"So won't Surreal Slim Shady please stand up, please stand dOwN, please RIDE A TRICYCLE THROUGH A DENTISTS WAITING ROOM DRESSED AS A PENGUIN"

"What's the deal with Drake, first he was an actor now a rapper? Must have been all degrassi was smoking. I'll let myself out."

"I wish the band Journey was a giant human mouth becasue I have a hard-on and they *SUCK*!"

"Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes? Because they're the wurst."