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Joke of the Day

"You're so ugly....even the tide wouldn't take you out"

"2 Redditors walk into a bar... Which is funny because you'd think the 2nd guy would have seen the 1st one do it!"

"If this tweet gets 5 retweets, I will threaten a public official on Facebook."

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scalar."

"A feminist's view point. Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Feminist: The glass is being raped."

"It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty. But he had a great fall."

"Hillary Clinton asked the debate moderator a knock knock joke... Knock knock. Who's there? Hill--. INTERRUPTING TRUMP!"

"Why are camouflage jokes always great? Because you never see them coming."

"Why cant russians drive stick? Because they are always Stalin!"

"The ""L"" in Samuel L. Jackson stands for ""Motherfucker""."