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Joke of the Day
"Wife: Where did all this glitter come from? Me: Jake, at State Farm."
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"Just heard a woman compare different products by calling the last one ""even differenter."" I am now embarrassed to be human."
"My 3yo just told me that he loves to make babies and I don't know what it means but I'm terrified."
"Three Chickens Three chickens on a cliff, the first falls, the second was attached to the first, The therd, well. He died of peer presure."
"I was confused why my college wanted me to report my Mexican friend to the police Then j realised they were just asking me to turn in my essay."
"Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur? Because he used a honey comb."
"Picture the perfect woman. Wrong. You're a guy. You're always wrong."
"I'm not fat Just short for my weight"
"Hey, are you BB-8? (harmless spoiler) Coz I'd like to fix your antenna ( )"
"What do you call a body with no nose? Nobody knows!"