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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur? Because he used a honey comb."

"So If I get lucky with a Native American... Do I get to say I Poked her in her Hontas?"

"Racial jokes: Put em here, let's see what ya got! How do you starve a black man? You put his food-stamps in his work boots!"

"What do you get when you cross a pig with a tree A porcupine"

"Kids teach you so many life lessons. Unconditional love, patience, the meaning of family, but mostly to lock the bedroom door."

"I always cry after sex. God, I fcuking hate prison!!!!!!!"

"Where did Noah keep his bees? The Ark Hives"

"My 11 y/o brother told me this What is pickle bread before its baked? Dill dough"

"I bought a Delorean R/C car today. I accidentally ran it at full speed. I guess I'll have to wait about 10 years to get it back."

"My grandfather wanted to stay fit when he turned 60 so he decided to start running a mile a day. He's 65 now and we don't know where he is."