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Joke of the Day

"Why is there no Windows 9? Because 7 8 9"

"Math, I'm not a therapist... ...Solve your own problems."

"I had an ex-girlfriend who was rather big, and she possessed an unusual talent; she was ambidextrose - she could polish off a box of chocolates with either hand."

"I wonder if AM realizes how bad it sucks compared to PM and FM?"

"Probing: Aliens have had plenty of time to figure out our biology -now they're just having fun."

"Why's the camel considered the submarine of the desert? Because they're filled with iraqi semen"

"My girlfriend just said, ""Your obsession with cats is out of control, so I've packed your bags."" I think she's kicking meeeowt."

"Today has been the best day of my life as I am no longer a 30 year old virgin! I turned 31 today."

"What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th? *Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*"

"man and his girlfriend Girlfriend : I longer fit in this dress. man: May be dress shrunk after washing it. Oh ,wait a minute , Jim is calling ."